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America's only true safe space:

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network television.

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- Yes.

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Yes!

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I don't understand it.

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Whoever broke in here only took

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the grease we fry the doughnuts in.

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Lard have mercy.

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Mm.

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Ah, yeah. Ah. Oh, yeah.

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This is the primo stuff, all right.

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100% all-American grease.

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Lady Lipid. Goopy Gold. Texas Ghee.

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Oh, okay. Crisis over.

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We are devastated by the tragic loss

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of the irreplaceable Chief Wiggum.

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We're replacing him with Lou.

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Uh, thank you, Mr. Mayor.

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As my first official act,

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I will launch a full investigation

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into what came up out of that pipe

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and did this to our chief.

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To that end,
I've brought in a local expert

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in all things having to do with sewers,

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sewage and human waste.

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Yeah, how you doing?

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I've spent my life in them pipes,

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panning for subway tokens
and loose fillings.

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And over the years, youse people

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have turned my beautiful
sewer into a cesspool.

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You pour your cooking grease

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and your animal fat down the drain.

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And over time,
all that gloppy gunk stuck together

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and coagulated into what
the legends call a Fatberg.

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Now, I'm just a simple turd-monger,

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but there's only one explanation...

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that Fatberg got so big
that it's got to feed,

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and it's on the hunt for more grease.

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And it's going to eat this
whole lard-loving city

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if youse don't do something.

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Mr. Mayor, this is a serious threat.

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Until we find that Fatberg,

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we need to outlaw deep fryers

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and cancel the state fair.

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Cancel the state fair?

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You got no cherce.

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The state fair is
greasier than Lardi Gras

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and Crisco-mas combined.

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Well, I suppose
the safety of our citizens

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is the most important...

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Now, just hold on
one artery-clogging minute.

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As the largest employer in town,

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- I object to this addlepated idea.
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You can't shut down the state fair.

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It'll ruin our fat-forward economy.

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You tell 'em, Daddy.

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Don't interrupt me after
I'm done talking, boy.

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Great hat-smacking, Daddy.

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Don't compliment my punishments,
you idjit!

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Now, Mr. Mayor, if you cancel the fair,

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you won't have Simpson and Son
greasing your palms anymore.

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And I'm sure you don't want dry hands.

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This is madness.

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If this walking port-a-potty is right

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and there is a monster down there,

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we can't risk our citizens' safety.

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I'm canceling the state fair

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under my authority as chief of police.

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Congratulations, Police Chief Eddie.

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I hereby declare the state fair open

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with the lighting of the first fryer.

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These fools,
filling themselves with fried grease

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while there's a monster
lurking underground.

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Don't they know they're tempting fat?

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Aw, honey, you're a civilian now.

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Try to enjoy the fair.

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The ice cream is so cold.

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Now comes ze innocent frolicking.

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Frolic, frolic, frolic, frolic, froli...

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Dolly zoom? That's bad.

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Fatberg! Run!

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Ah! Lard!

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Daddy,
the fat monster's coming right for us!

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Oh, you think I can't see that,

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you pint-sized popinjay?!

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It's sucking out all my fat, Daddy!

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Don't die on me, son!

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Live, you dimwitted dimwit!

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My beautiful bumbling boy!

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We warned 'em. They wouldn't listen.

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Oh, honey.

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Just try to enjoy the fair.

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Lou, I was a fool not to believe you

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and this sewer-squatting
human hemorrhoid.

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Time to teach that monster a lesson,

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the only way I know how.

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This here contraption
will smack some sense

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into that mass of goo

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with the power of 50,000 mega-swats!

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Come and get it, Fatberg!

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It's working.
The monster's taking the bait!

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Release the smackin'!

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Huh?

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Mmm, mmm.

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Oh, good God.

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It's rakish!

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Hidey-ho! Hey! Ha!

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This is the end for Citizen Lou!

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Aw, honey!

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Just try to enjoy the fair!

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You ain't dying on my watch...

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Chief.

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Hasta la grease-ta!

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No.

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No...!

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The Fatberg had a heart attack.

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But how? It didn't have a heart.

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Not even a creature of pure fat

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could handle what Homer
Simpson was made of.

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So, what are you gonna do now?

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What else?

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I'm going to enjoy the fair.

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It's The Krusty Halloween Special!

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Hey, hey, kids!

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This is my first ever
live Halloween special!

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But not because I'm desperate.

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Comedy audiences can't sense
desperation, can they?

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Can they?

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Can they?!

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We can.

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Okay! We'll be right back

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after Krusty sucks down a
little self-confidence juice.

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Hey, Special K!

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- Great show.
- Are you nuts?

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I'm dying out there!

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This whole special was your crazy idea.

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Yeah, because you're in big trouble.

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You think you're the only
late-night kiddie clown on TV?

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There's tons of other
shows aiming for you,

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trying to knock you down to a 30 share.

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No show has ever gotten
a rating that low!

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And neither will yours.

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Because I made a great deal for you,

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and it's all gonna pay off tonight.

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Now you go out there and you deliver

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that brilliant, cutting-edge
comedy that you're famous for.

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Father Fakakta,

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please yuk-sorcize my daughter.

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Something's happened to her.

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A parody of The Exorcist?

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Now that's fresh!

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We must cleanse her soul.

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With pie!

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I am Satan,

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and I have come for you.

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Oh, the chimp's allowed to improv,
but I'm not?

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I was in the Groundlings
Sunday Company for seven years!

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Somebody save Mel!

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Somebody not me!

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Has anybody on the crew got a gun?

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Shoot the monkey!

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I better get a smoke bonus for this.

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This is the best Christmas ever!

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Fantastic segment!

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A man was just maimed for
life by a demonic monkey!

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My face. My only face.

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Hey, let me turn that frown upside down.

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Bingo.

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I don't care what deal you made.

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We got to pull the plug
on this nightmare!

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Are you nuts?! This thing is huge!

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You're a smash!

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They're puking in Peoria.

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They're retching in Rochester.

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They've got PTSD in Pickstown,
South Dakota!

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Now get back out there.

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Okay. Talking to the kids.

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Now, this always plays.

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Who are you dressed up as, slugger?

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Why did the monkey rip
the man's face off?

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Will the face go to heaven?

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Cute kids, cute kids.

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You each get a home version.

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So, what's your deal, tiger?

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Downstairs God is inside my body.

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I am Satan!

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A g-g-g-guest star!

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Bart, is this stupid show almost over?

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I've been circling the
parking lot for an hour.

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Oh, no polyps.

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Well, that's good news.

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Ow! Oh, my septum!

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I just had the cocaine hole patched!

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Krusty, I have come to collect

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on a bargain made on your behalf.

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A deal made by...

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him!

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This is all your fault!

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You wouldn't shut up about
the great deal you made

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because it was with the devil!

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What? No! What?

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The only deal I made was for
this live TV Halloween special.

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I made the deal with him!

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Did I do that?

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You know you did do that!

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I told Mom and Dad you
were in league with Satan,

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but they didn't believe me!

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Nobody likes a tattler.

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Krusty, the only reason your
show has lasted this long

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is because this child
made a deal with me

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to eliminate your competition!

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I had to, Krusty.

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Those other shows were a threat to you.

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Those stupid high-quality,
educational shows

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with "redeeming social values."

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And I canceled them,

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all so your unfunny
schlock-fest could endure.

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Behold!

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I did always wonder about the success

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of my unfunny schlock-fest.

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Now, I've fulfilled
my end of the bargain,

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and tonight is the night I collect

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on what this boy promised in return...

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your eternal soul.

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Rise,

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educational kids' show phantoms!

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Drag Krusty to the Children's
Television Devil's Workshop!

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Gah! Aah! Ow!

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Oh! Ow!

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Stop! Don't drag Krusty to hell!

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This is all my fault!

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Take me instead!

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Done.

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Do your worst.

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We're going to teach you forever.

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No, no, not learning!

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Anything but learning!

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¡Ay, caramba...!

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I've never shown
anyone this horrific tape...

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until today.

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But now that streaming has
crushed the TV business,

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even the devil can't save my show.

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It is rough out there.

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I would hate to be starting today.

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So, you want to buy this?

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Halloween.

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Found footage.

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It's definitely of a moment.

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But is it of this moment?

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What's the "why now?" of this project?

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In the beginning,

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Earth was green and lush,

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with the occasional asteroid.

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In the middle,
decaying organic matter became oil,

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which became plastic.

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In the end, after centuries
of conspicuous consumption,

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all of Earth had become a vast,
shiny, inorganic desert

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of soda straws, Tic Tac boxes,

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and recycling bins

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called PlasticWorld.

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Ancient Slim Jim!

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Oh, old Gil is eatin' this month.

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My leader, tonight we feast on jerky!

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Amidst the
post-aplasti-lyptic savagery,

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one visionary leader dreams

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of a sustainable future for humanity.

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Friends, ever since I lost my family

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in the avalanche of
Diaper Genie Bag Mountain,

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I've found solace in the Good Book.

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The book teaches us that humans
once grew real, organic food

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in a strange,
dirty substance known as dirt.

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I truly believe that somewhere,

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underneath all the plastic,

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there is dirt.

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And that is why we dig.

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Hey, Lisa!

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We tunneled down through a
layer of little yellow ducks.

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But then we hit a vein of
Halloween pumpkin pails.

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But we blasted through it

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and found dirt!

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The prophecy was true!

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Let me see it.

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Voilà!

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Davis!

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You got to keep digging.

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Find real dirt.

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Soil!

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I've tried, but there isn't any!

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The only thing below us
is hundreds of miles

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of shaky and unsupported tunnels!

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Oh!

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Uh-oh.

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What is this place?

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Forever food,

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everywhere!

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Pure, uncut Twinkie.

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This junk food will fill
our bellies for now.

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But it's just delaying
our inevitable starvation.

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We've got to find...

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Seeds!

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Sunflower seeds.

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We can plant sunflowers.

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Corn nuts. We can grow corn.

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And Funyuns, which must be a...

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fun type of onion.

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All we have to do is find
soil and plant these,

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and humanity will have
a chance to survive.

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The seeds are life.

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Or not.

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What up, Fugliosa?

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Bart?

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I thought you were killed
with Mom and Dad.

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Nope, I survived.

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Huh?

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Now I'm a Raider.

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And we take what others find.

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Raider Nation, attack!

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Bart, no!

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Take the Ho-Hos and
Ding-Dongs if you must,

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but leave the circus
peanuts for us to plant

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to grow a better tomorrow.

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I will not let you destroy our future.

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Will, too.

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Will not!

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- Not, not, not!
- Too, too, too!

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Bart, Lisa,

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play nice!

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Mom! Dad!

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How are you alive?

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Funny story.

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We fell into a pool of
searing hot nuclear waste.

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The molten radioactive plastic
bonded with our DNA,

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months and months of horrible,
indescribable agony,

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and, uh, here we are.

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We're better than ever.

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You... You're plastic.

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Mmm. Polyvinylidene chloride.

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There's food everywhere
when you're a Plazz.

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"Plazz"?
That sounds a little problematic.

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We can call ourselves that,
but you can't.

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It's paradise.

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No more scrounging for crumbs.

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We wipe ourselves clean
with a damp cloth.

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The only problem is
we can't have babies.

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But we can still have fun.

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So if you hear some squeakin',

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don't come a-peekin'.

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Why don't you join us?

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Just take a dip in the nuclear pond,

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liquefy your innards,

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and become pure forever plastic,
like us.

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Everybody in the pool!

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Fellas?

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No! You're not human anymore!

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You're just flip-flops
with eyes and opinions.

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Humanity has to survive.

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Be like us. Be like us.

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No, Mom, no!

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Doll face!

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Why... won't... you... cry?

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That doesn't work anymore, son.

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I'm as smooth as G.I. Joe

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and as hairless as Ken.

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Every bag-burning bad boy knows

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that plastic's natural enemy is fire!

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Still so good.

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Ooh.

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Not helping, Bart!

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Haw-haw!

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You're kissing forever.

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They're hot.

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Flamin' hot!

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Come on, kids.

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You wouldn't kill your
mother's boyfriend, would you?

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Whoever dealt it,

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melt it.

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We did it! We're alive!

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Uh, with no food.

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Well, Bart, I guess this is it.

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You and I are the end of humanity.

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Oh, my God.

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Mom and Dad were plastic,

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but somehow they created new life.

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An innocent baby.

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That should be easy to kill.

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- Hey!
- No, no, don't you see?

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Even though she's made of plastic,

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this baby is the next
evolutionary phase of humanity.

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This world doesn't
belong to us anymore...

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it belongs to her.

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And so plastic
life took over the world...

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and thrived.

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We kept the humans alive
for as long as we could,

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sheltering them on reservations

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and naming sports teams after them.

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Eventually, they died out.

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But we pay tribute to them,

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because,
through their mindless consumption,

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humanity created a perfect world.

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♪ And I say to myself ♪

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♪ What a wonderful world... ♪

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♪ I see trees of green ♪

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♪ Red roses, too ♪

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♪ I see them bloom ♪

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♪ For me and you ♪

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♪ And I think to myself ♪

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♪ What a wonderful world... ♪

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♪ Yes, I think to myself ♪

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♪ What a wonderful ♪

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♪ World... ♪

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♪ And I say to myself... ♪

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